Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain

2023

Comedy

9
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 42% · 24 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 79% · 100 ratings
IMDb Rating 6.2/10 10 2020 2K

Plot summary

When three friends who live together realize that they don't like their life trajectory, they set off to find a gold treasure that is rumored to be buried in the nearby mountain.



November 17, 2023 at 02:13 PM

Director

Paul Briganti

Top cast

Nichole Bloom as
John Goodman as Narrator
Gaten Matarazzo as Self
Sunita Mani as
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848.26 MB
1280*536
English 2.0
R
23.976 fps
1 hr 32 min
Seeds 100
1.7 GB
1920*804
English 5.1
R
23.976 fps
1 hr 32 min
Seeds 100

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by lechdharma 2 / 10

Maybe Zoomers & Zillennials might think it's funny?

I had never seen these guys before, but I figured if the were SNL regulars, the movie would be decent. I was wrong. What a yawner!

I think maybe it was supposed to be a remodel of Without A Paddle, but I found nothing funny about it at all. I never laughed once. But, I figured as long as I had already been watching it for a half hour, I'd give it another hour to be fair. I wasted another hour.

I didn't find any of the characters to be relatable, or likable, or interesting, or funny---or of the caliber I'd expect for "SNL regulars" (although I have not watched SNL for many years).

If you have an immature sense of humor, and haven't ever seen any GOOD comedy-adventure films, before, then you won't know the difference and maybe you'll be entertained...otherwise don't waste your time.

Reviewed by themurphile 5 / 10

If the boys from Workaholics went on a treasure hunt

While the movie has some funny dialogue and it's worth finishing once you get far enough in to realize it isn't that good, those are the most complementary things I can say about this flick.

On the face this movie is just Without a Paddle redone 20 years later. Group of friends since childhood are growing apart as adults and one of them decides to rekindle the once flourishing friendship by having the group go on a hunt for a fabled treasure they heard about when they were kids. Absolutely the same story as Without a Paddle.

The only thing that sets this apart from the movie it rips off is that the group of guys is more like a direct copy of Mail Order Comedy, the guys who brought you Workaholics and Game Over, Man!

Overall the movie isn't the worst thing you'll ever watch, but it offers zero originality and mostly cheesy humor. Do yourself a favor and plan on spending 90 minutes of your life on something more entertaining. Like re-grouting your shower.

Reviewed by dan_slentz 2 / 10

Bad Beyond Belief!!! Unfunny.. LAME.. Waste of Time.

Shockingly bad. I expected to find it funny after seeing Conan and hearing John Goodman lent to this, but it made "Goonies" a "comedic masterpiece" in comparison. Most of the time it felt like it was written by three stoned 16 year boys who laughed like hell a their work. Guess if you were "impaired on something", you might find it funny (but at that point, what isn't funny?!) After about the first 30 minutes, I really started wishing it was almost over. My 22 year old daughter said whoever wrote this had no idea where they were going with it. There were times when it was written for the moment.. and whatever they felt was funny without any regard for story direction.

I think the rating is stacked because the cast, crew, and their friends all gave it unbelievably high ratings (because I don't think anyone honest would give it anything above a 5 (at very VERY best). I struggled to give it a 2.. but there were a few moments when I laughed at a line or short scene. Acting was better than the script.. but sadly that doesn't say a lot (since the writing is so poor).

Glad I didn't see it at a theater. It's so bad that if you want to see it, I'd find it for free somewhere. Be prepared to be disappointed. Had I paid to see it, I'd not only want my money back.. but also the time I wasted seeing it!!

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4 Comments

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Funnelpuncher November 19, 2023 at 11:38 pm

Thoroughly enjoyable movie.

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erectionseveryday November 18, 2023 at 04:39 am

Meh, these guys are overhyped. They're the next SNL "it thing" but miles away from The Lonely Island digital shorts.

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pritu44 November 17, 2023 at 03:51 pm

thanks, was waiting for this...these guys are hilarious

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the1grenade November 17, 2023 at 03:00 pm

Great SNL writers, I look forward to their skits, but am curious how this long-form is going to play out.