The Christmas Dragon

2014

Adventure / Drama / Fantasy

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IMDb Rating 4.6 10 705

Plot summary



December 23, 2022 at 05:16 AM

Director

John Lyde

Top cast

Jake Stormoen as Airk
Melanie Stone as Saerwen
Eve Mauro as Aesa
Adam Johnson as Father Christmas / Roki
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972.75 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 45 min
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1.95 GB
1920*1080
English 5.1
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 45 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by nogodnomasters 5 / 10

Follow the magic

As a child Ayden's (Bailee Michelle Johnson) parents are killed by a dragon while imprisoned by a tax collector/bounty hunter. Six years later she leads a band of orphans to "find the magic" and return it to Father Christmas (Adam Johnson) in order to save Christmas. Orphan and Babe-in-waiting Rosalynne (Paris Warner) plays her frenemy providing us with conflict when the film lacks bandits, goblins, and dragons.

This is a heart warming film for those that can make it through till the end. This is done by the same Utah group that has created Mythica, Survivor, Osombie, and that disaster Orc Wars which they re-titled Drangonfyre. (It was still bad under the new name.) The production lacks acting and a plot line that keeps you engaged. Of course the film is all well that ends well except for Garret (Talon G. Ackerman) who was sold into child slavery and never heard from again. What writer dropped the ball on that? Some blood in the beginning. Fight scenes become rather lame afterwards, even for a kid's film. Four people with the surname Johnson in this film. My guess is that they are all related.

So if you are a fan of the aforementioned Utah films, that somehow missed my personal favorite list, follow the magic.

Reviewed by starcraftrpr 7 / 10

Fun to watch with friends! Otherwise Sh*t

I don't know what the other person who reviewed this film was thinking. The movie is heartfelt but the quality is very VERY poor.

In the beginning, a bunch of orphans find some magical crystal and decide to follow it on an adventure to find father Christmas (Rip off Santa Clause) and save Christmas. (Note: There seems to be no knowledge of Christianity in this universe so the name of a holiday based on Jesus's B-Day seems kinda out of place). As far as we could tell, none of the kids had personalities that remained constant.The two boys look and act like members of Green Day and the girls appear to have had all personality sand-blasted off and replaced with a happy go lucky attitude. Over the course of the next hour and a half, they meet a collection of actors and scenes which failed to make the final cut in the recent Hobbit movies. We have a Aragorn ripoff with too much eyeliner. A token elf lady straight from the cliché isle and the local fantasy surplus store. And a troll that was actually kidnapped of a New Zealand set.

Additionally, many of the scenes seem to be directly copy-pasted from one or more of the Middle Earth based movies. I stoop up in shock at one of the last scenes in the movie (Spoiler Alert: They meet father Christmas) where the characters literally copy the exact movement of their lord of the rings counterparts in a scene taken from the two towers.

Somewhere down the line they run into a dragon. To Put it lightly, the special effects have much to be desired. The dragon looks... Extremely fake. No seriously. This movie has many practical effects but the dragon was made by a high school student with half a semester of graphic arts and an addiction to Manga. Every time it comes on the screen, it immediately makes you chortle with laughter at it's pure and unadulterated ridiculousness.

That being said, I'm giving this movie a 7/10 because it is legitimately fun to watch with a group of friends. We had an awesome time giving each of the characters nicknames (Can you guess who each of these are?, Token Elf, Billy Joel Armstrong, Green Day drummer, Gretchen Wieners, Middle School Romeo, The Band known as Kiss, Bearded muscle, a Less Hot Natalie Dormer, and creepy Jack Sparrow). Additionally the writing and plot hole created many opportunities to pause the movie and roll around in uncontrollable merriment. You will definitely find your favorite ridicules moment. My favorite was the line declared in front of the aged Father Christmas (Who by the way looks exactly like a dwarf from the hobbit and has a barely intelligible accent) "He's not dead, he's just old"

I highly suggest this movie if you want to just have a good time laughing at how bad cinema can get.

Reviewed by lrgreen 5 / 10

This is what happens when you give the LDS "roadshow" kids a slightly bigger budget

Cheesy overacting and implausible fight scenes. Exceedingly Caucasian cast, not a believable peasant in the bunch. I was amused by the background "angry villager" with the frozen cheesy duck-face sneer who held it throughout the dialog! Good for 5 year old kids! Looks like it was cast by a guy who promised parts to all his kid's friends and their parents while at a backyard barbecue in Utah. Very family friendly, not a single offensive word or action in the entire thing. Even the names I could make out on the list were very white-bread middle America names. And the dragon understands human speech, after never having been near a human ever?

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